Hohihohi! Ladies and more ladies, are you trying to avoid the apocalypse? Looking for a good final night in bed? At Wal*Market, you can do both of these things! Our walls are so thick with so much paint on them that it'll take days for our buildings to fall! We built them to resist all gang activity, including nuclear missiles, so we are, as always, your best choice at a low price: your bodies!

...I feel that may have come off as serial killer. Hohihohihohi. I meant it sexually! Just come in, offer yourself sexually, and you will have access to Wal*Market! We are guaranteed to stay up for four hours, according to these pills I took. Hohihohihohi! This catastrophe will only last maybe an hour, so while all else will be destroyed, we'll be standing strong!

So cum on in today! Wal*Market! For all of your end of the world needs!

....no men.

(...except maybe Cloud)